For Sale

FOR SALE: One pathological fear of failure, well used.

Age: Antique, passed down through my family for generations.

Description: Large and heavy with several sharp edges, excellent condition. Good for motivating yourself to get out of bed in the morning. Enhances drive and productivity, can also be mistaken for a strong work ethic.

Reason for Selling: Doesn't fit in my current lifestyle. It blocks my writing desk, makes editing very painful, and I keep banging into it and bruising my shins.

Price: Cheap, with free shipping.

Please contact if interested.

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