... an involved train of thought about Scarlett O'Hara and how dumb it was that she was fixated on that whiny, angsty Ashely Wilkes. Which led to...
... a HUGE revelation.
ASHLEY WILKES WAS REALLY EDWARD CULLEN!!
You can stop laughing now.
Really, it's okay. You can stop.
I know this sounds crazy, but consider the evidence.
1. They both despise themselves.
I'm such a terrible, depressed person.
Oh, the pain, the pain....
2. They both have a thing for brunettes.
I'm spoiled and have too much personality for my own good.
I'm angsty and disaffected and have... never mind.
3. They both have excellent reasons not to get involved.
I can't be with you, Scarlett. I'm married and you scare me.
I can't be with you, Bella. I'm a vampire and you smell like dessert.
SEE? I think the photos speak for themselves.
What do you think?