I'm on the phone with my five-year-old nephew, who's just finished a long and incomprehensible story about a solar system he's coloring.
Me: "And how's your hamster, Christian? How's Bob?"
Christian: "Bob? Umm..." long pause "Bob is my hamster."
Another long pause
Me: "Oh. That's good..."
I'm helping customers at work. The customer at my register has five people behind her and cannot decide what she wants.
Me: "Do you have any questions?"
Customer: "Yes, what's the difference between soy and nonfat?"
Husband: "You look so cute with that hat on."
Me: "Really? I thought it might make me look dorky."
Husband: "No, it's cute. You look like Strawberry Shortcake."
Me: arches eyebrows
Husband: "In a good way."
Anyone else had funny conversations lately?