So my husband has finally prevailed.** The Internet at our apartment is being shut off. And my computer is being disconnected tonight so that we can store the desk.
(Insert sounds of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth)
But all is not lost. I should have access again on Saturday, once the move to my in-law's house is complete.
Until then, have fun!
**by prevail, I mean he has gently and firmly detached me from clinging to my monitor and yelling "You'll never take us alive!" Not a pretty sight.