So, coming back to the problem of me and libraries. I have a book out that is overdue, and cannot be renewed because someone else wants it. I've known this for the last six days.
Every day I get up, putter about the house, glance at the pile of books by my door and think, "I need to grab that book and drop it off after work".
I've been at work, and within easy access of a library all week. Have I returned the book yet?
Maybe the library will take my firstborn child as payment...